A little Engrish Humor for a change

What Superman was before his parents were born?

I guess Dr. Kevorkian has started a mass marketing program.

I always like Bamboo Flavored Crap Eggs for breakfast.

This is the Chinese Equivalent of the Complaints Department.

Why don't we sell bottled water in a can? I feel ripped off now.

Is this meant for bears or elephants?

I promise I won't do it!

I want to eat here.

Korean "No Smoking Sign"

I am glad he cleared this up, otherwise I would have never known.